This wouldn’t have been as funny if it wasn’t so true. I know a bunch of people who date exclusively online via Facebook, etc.
Work from 9 to 5 on a typical day
From 5 to 9 is when I start to play
Without hesitation, head to my station
Pull up my homepage, give into temptation
Crap loada invitationsBLAM
There’s a poop loada notifications
I got females across 50 states
Who I monitor frequently by their status updates
via Laughing Squid