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		<title>I&#8217;m On A Boat</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2009/02/09/im-on-a-boat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha.. featuring T-Pain!]]></description>
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<p>Haha.. featuring T-Pain!</p>
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		<title>The Fail Whale</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/06/11/the-fail-whale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a fourth week of nonstop storage vendor selection, discussions of how long to capitalize hardware, and disk array feature sets my brain officially gave up.  Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present.. the Fail Whale: Brought to you by Twitter and the Stevenote.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a fourth week of nonstop storage vendor selection, discussions of how long to capitalize hardware, and disk array feature sets my brain officially gave up.  Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present.. the Fail Whale:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/failwhale.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-330" title="Twitter Fail Whale" src="http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/failwhale.jpg" alt="" width="500" /></a></p>
<p>Brought to you by <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a> and the <a href="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/keynote" target="_blank">Stevenote</a>.</p>
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		<title>The whole 2.0 thing is here to stay, it&#8217;s profit time</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/05/30/the-whole-20-thing-is-here-to-stay-its-profit-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/05/30/the-whole-20-thing-is-here-to-stay-its-profit-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[communication]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.aphexddb.com/?p=285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many people (including my family) are always asking whats the point of Twitter, Friend Feed, BrightKite, social media and all the other cool new stuff  out there. As I have said before I have a grasp on these issues, but communicating to nonbelievers sometimes proves difficult. The good news today is that there is serious [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many people (including my family) are always asking whats the point of Twitter, Friend Feed, BrightKite, social media and all the other cool new stuff  out there. As I have said before I have a grasp on these issues, but communicating to nonbelievers sometimes proves difficult. The good news today is that there is serious money behind web 2.0, blogging 2.0, mashups, etc. Some choice quotes via Twitter today:</p>
<p>Social media and web 2.0 is possibly recession proof (<a href="http://www.enterprise20link.com/2008/05/recession-proof-enterprise-20.html" target="_blank">article 1</a>)</p>
<blockquote><p>Furthermore, James Cooper in his <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_20/b4084000540608.htm?chan=search">Business Week column</a> points that the Services sector continues to add new jobs while the overall employment rate continue to recede.</p></blockquote>
<p>All of this is a 4.6 billion market. That&#8217;s billion with a capital B. (<a href="http://www.enterprise20link.com/2008/05/enterprise-20-46-b-opportunity.html" target="_blank">article 2</a>)</p>
<blockquote><p>A new study by Forrester forecasts that Enterprise 2.0 solutions to capture an astonishing market share of 4.6 billion by 2013 and Social Networks related technologies are expected to take the lion share of these investments, accounting for approximately $2 billion.</p></blockquote>
<p>In short, it&#8217;s a NEW field here. Enterprise 2.0 they are calling it but its really just another cross-discipline segment of the workforce. Looking around at all the big players in the consulting areas I see nobody, not IBM, Accenture, etc. doing anything specifically in this space. I postulate that the reason for this is a lack of talent in this space. It&#8217;s like the computer revolution, almost nobody knows how it works and has experience in this. This will eventually change of course, but in the meantime its time for us to make some loot. Your blogging hobby which you are starting to monetize, your deep interest in social media, your experience building and designing messaging tools are all worth a lot of money right now. This value will decrease over time so lets do something cool today!</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/boblozano" target="_blank">@boblozano </a>have another BBQ <img src='http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Facebook Gangsta</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/05/24/facebook-gangsta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 23:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This wouldn&#8217;t have been as funny if it wasn&#8217;t so true. I know a bunch of people who date exclusively online via Facebook, etc. Work from 9 to 5 on a typical day From 5 to 9 is when I start to play Without hesitation, head to my station Pull up my homepage, give into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This wouldn&#8217;t have been as funny if it wasn&#8217;t so true. I know a bunch of people who date <strong>exclusively</strong> online via Facebook, etc.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/05/24/facebook-gangsta/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Work from 9 to 5 on a typical day<br />
From 5 to 9 is when I start to play<br />
Without hesitation, head to my station<br />
Pull up my homepage, give into temptation<br />
Crap loada invitations</p>
<p>BLAM</p>
<p>There’s a poop loada notifications<br />
I got females across 50 states<br />
Who I monitor frequently by their status updates</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/facebook-gangsta/" target="_blank">Laughing Squid</a></p>
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		<title>The Only Possible Response</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/05/18/the-only-possible-response/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 21:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Replace the original tabletop games phrase with the appropriate subject matter for the conversation that is headed unstoppably towards oblivion. Don&#8217;t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I&#8217;ve been polite. If you say anything else &#8211; word one &#8211; I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Replace the original tabletop games phrase with the appropriate subject matter for the conversation that is headed unstoppably towards oblivion.</p>
<blockquote><p>Don&#8217;t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I&#8217;ve been polite. If you say anything else &#8211; word one &#8211; I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.</p>
<p>When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming &#8211; as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.</p>
<p>I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10/" target="_blank">Penny Arcade</a>, circa 2006</p>
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		<title>The Long Johns &#8211; The Last Laugh &#8211; George Parr &#8211; Subprime</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/01/28/the-long-johns-the-last-laugh-george-parr-subprime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aphexddb.com/2008/01/28/the-long-johns-the-last-laugh-george-parr-subprime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Deep thoughts by Tony Soprano</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/11/17/deep-thoughts-by-tony-soprano/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;When you&#8217;re married you&#8217;ll understand the value of fresh produce.&#8221; - Tony Soprano]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;When you&#8217;re married you&#8217;ll understand the value of fresh produce.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>- Tony Soprano</p>
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		<title>Emergency Zombie Defense Station</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/10/25/emergency-zombie-defense-station/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/10/25/emergency-zombie-defense-station/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An act of pure genius! We are so safety conscious with all the wall mounted boxes for fire alarms, heart attacks, police boxes, etc. but somehow nobody is concerned about zombies!? Link]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An act of pure genius! We are so safety conscious with all the wall mounted boxes for fire alarms, heart attacks, police boxes, etc. but somehow nobody is concerned about zombies!?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/z11.jpg" alt="Emergency Zombie Defense Station box" width="420" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/4.jpg" alt="Emergency Zombie Defense Station shield" width="420" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.aphexddb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/11.jpg" alt="Emergency Zombie Defense Station" width="420" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=202668.msg2158872;topicseen" title="Emergency Zombie Defense Station" target="_blank">Link</a></p>
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		<title>The Jesus Fish</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/10/19/the-jesus-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[..brought to you by the Cthulhu article on Wikipedia.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>..brought to you by the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu" target="_blank">Cthulhu</a> article on Wikipedia.</p>
<p><a href=" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cthulhufish.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Cthulhufish.jpg" alt="Cthulhu fish" border="0" width="420" /></a></p>
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		<title>Science, it works bitches (the t-shirt)</title>
		<link>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/10/16/science-it-works-bitches-the-t-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.aphexddb.com/2007/10/16/science-it-works-bitches-the-t-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Allen</dc:creator>
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